Monday, 25 February 2013

PSG and Marseille apologise to David Beckham for contesting a football match around his main show

Both Ligue teams apologised for playing a football match in the middle of the David Beckham show last night. David Beckham came on and changed the game straight away according to many a Beckham dick licker. Then right on cue, and just when Ibrahimovic had the gall to try and celebrate his goal, David Beckham hijacked all that shit to pounce on Ibra like Tony Blair did to Cherie that time. If this act of affection was down an alleyway on a Friday night, Ibra would have been fully entitled to have done Beckman for rape.

The end result is that Beckham got his picture on every sport page this morning. Job well done!

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