"Smile and get in the car!" Cameron told at gunpoint as youths pour oil on PM and set him alight!

A sick PR stunt took a turn for the best today when hired youths took it upon themselves to hold the PM at gunpoint feigning admiration before tossing him into the back of an unlicensed black BMW who then took the PM to a local woods, poured oil all over him and set the bastard alight.

Onlookers described the youths as "pro-active" and one pensioner called them "heroic".

Another screamed - "Try bedroom taxing me from hell now you ******* ****".