Olivia and John....Dole Lightning!

Dole Lightning.
Sung by Olivia-Carly-Tanya Davies and John 'Slasher' Evans

John

I got kids, they're multiplying, 

And I'm losing my dole, 

All these hand-outs, the state's supplying, 

It's been electrifying!

Olivia

You better shape up, 'cos you need a job,

IDS has said it's true, 

You better shape up, 'cos you're such a slob,

And these Polish cunts are new,

John 

But what can I do, they're better than you,

And they work for beef and stew,

Both

It's the dole that I want, yes it's the dole I want

Ooh ooh ooh, honey

The dole that I want, yes it's the dole I want,,
Ooh ooh ooh, honey,
The dole that I want, yes it's the dole I want,
The shit I need,
Oh yes indeed.

Olivia
You're watching porn with erections,
That shite Kyle, every day, 
     Here's the Job Centre directions,
Sat Nav the way.

John
You better fuck up, and act your age,
Got twelve plasma TVs,
Not working fuck all, for the minimum wage,
Let's do some drugs and catch disease,    

Olivia 
Are you sure?

John 
Yes I'm sure it's an easy ride!

Both  

It's the dole that I want, yes it's the dole I want

Ooh ooh ooh, honey

The dole that I want, yes it's the dole I want,,
Ooh ooh ooh, honey,
The dole that I want, yes it's the dole I want,
The shit I need,
Oh yes indeed.